Museum Of AWESOME!!!

Guten Tag! I can't tell you how confused I am as to how mein Bruder could be so LAME! I mean, you'd think he'd be at least a little bit awesome because I'm his big Bruder. But I am here to tell you that that is not the case! Can you believe that he got mad at me today just because I bought an old building downtown? I told him that I was going to turn it into the Museum of Awesome where I could put all mein awesome stuff from way back to show everyone that I have been AWESOME forever. I'd charge people to go in so it's like the building would pay for itself anyway! The person I bought it from tried to talk me out of it by saying, "But it's condemned!" It looked fine to me! Just wait, West'll be so jealous of mein awesome Museum of Awesome, I'll make him wish that he hadn't called me an idiot! He'll feel like a total Dummkopf when I refuse him entrance to see the awesomeness within! Ah man, it's going to look so cool when I finish painting it too! I AM SO AWESOME!!! ... though, I might need some help... Reality check, it takes more than one guy to paint a three story building. Maybe I can recruit Spain and France to help! Kesesesese~!