AUSTRIA'S A LOSER!!! Kesesese~!

Tag everybody! I AM AWESOME!!! Today, I saw that loser Austria at the vet when West and I went to pick up his dog. Who else out there didn't know that Austria had a pet? But apparently he does. He has a hamster! How lame! I knew that guy was a loser! He named it Franz Liszt and he took him to the vet because he isn't running in his wheel and can't figure out why! So, I tried to say hallo to the little guy but Austria wouldn't let me near him. He said, "Get away! You'll scare him to death with your awesome!" kesesese~! I didn't make that up, that's what he said. Turns out his hamster's leg was broken! It made me laugh because of how ironic it was that I broke West's dog's leg on almost the same day!....oh no! West is coming!! I didn't do it West, I swear! West? WEST!!! NEIN!!!;al sihtp  akf  fksd....... a;sfi...
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In case anyone was wondering what just happened... Apparently I talk while I type I should stop doing that and West heard me and hit me several times with mein keyboard. Reality check, you can bruise mein face but you cannot bruise mein AWESOME! And also, West can hear through walls... I'll feel better once I get meinself a beer! Kesesesese~!