Dancing Genius!!

Hallo, hallo! I am awesome! AND I had an awesome day! So France actually talked me and Spain into taking dance lessons. And wouldn't you know I'm a natural! Kesesese~! Not much to tell about the class, it was boring. But the dance instructor picked me to be her partner because I was the most awesome dancer in the whole class. France and Spain were so jealous! Kesesese~! Reality check, you'll never be as awesome as me!

Not Cool Guys!! NOT COOL!!

Okay, I have to be honest... Even though I am freaking AWESOME!! Today was freaking STUPID! I woke up late and laid in bed until noon! I don't get to do that often, normally West comes pounding on mein door to tell me that I was wasting mein life away doing nothing and there are chores and blah, blah, blah. I was pretty hungover this morning so laying in bed felt nice and the house was quiet too! Well, until I heard someone snoring... I pulled off the covers to mein bed and saw France spooning Spain under mein covers and France had mein awesome boxers in his hands... Now I know why I've been waking up naked. I grabbed mein boxers and put them back on and yelled at them to get their f*cking gay a$$e$ out of mein bed! What were they doing in here to begin with! And what the hell happened last night!?!? I knew that Spain was hugging mein left leg, but I didn't realize that there were four or five different hickeys on mein leg until he picked up his head and looked at me!! THE HELL SPAIN?!? I guess Spain got it worse, France left marks all over Spain's neck and shoulders! Kesesese~! Serves him right for defiling mein awesome with his un-awesome man-mouth. *sigh* I don't remember how any of this happened but we're going to forget about this and never speak of it again. Reality check, if you ever wake up naked, it was France. (and in case anyone is curious. We are NOT gay!! Though I do question France on a regular basis. Kesesese~!)

So Totally Wasted!!! Kesese~!

Sooooooo~! I think I'm sobver enough to type nmow. Today weas awesome!! I was partyiing at the bar and it was pretty freakling awesome. I don't relly remember muych about what happened after the singing, buut I'm sure it wasn't anytghing too bad. I'll uipload the video West took of our awesome dancing cause I freaking rock. I lovbe you gfuys! You hguys are pretty aewsome, like me! I AM AWESOME!! Realiyu check, Egland doesnm't like to dace! Kesesese~! Too bad! Party hard or go home! F****ck.. mein head is staring to hurt.

Was ist da los?!

Today was awesome! and yet really, really weird! First thing this morning I woke up naked (I don't know why that keeps happening), then West's dog, the one with the already broken leg, fell down the stairs AND THIS TIME IT REALLY WASN'T ME!!! After that, the toilet overflowed for no reason. I didn't try and flush anything down there this time, I swear! Kesesese~! So right after I got out of the shower I was checking out mein awesome muscles in the mirror when the light bulb in the bathroom went out! I tried to find a towel, but there weren't any in the cabinet, so I figured it'd be okay to walk down the hall to mein room in all mein awesome glory. But when I turned the corner to go to mein room, I ran into West who was talking to Italy and Japan in the middle of the damn hallway! You know, I hear that Japan takes baths with other people, so I don't see why he got so embarrassed by mein five meters. I mean, it's not like he's never seen one before! Kesesese~! He was probably just surprised by how BIG and AWESOME it was! I can be very intimidating. Anyway, West threw me into mein room and I got dressed only to go down stairs and open the fridge to find out that we were out of beer! Beer!! of all the things to be out of, why did it have to be the BEER?!?! Oh, and the fridge had gotten unplugged somehow and everything inside had gone bad. It smelled horrible. So I closed the door of the fridge before the smell reached West and I grabbed mein keys and mein coat and I left. There was no way I was going to help with that mess. So I called up mein friends and we partied all day. Reality check, the world can't handle mein AWESOME! (And neither can Japan! Kesesese~!)

I Had A Good Day!

I AM AWESOME!!! I am a bit sore from wiping out on that game show yesterday, but other than that, I'm pretty freaking awesome. I came home from work and had a few beers and relaxed in mein room. You know, living life loud is awesome, but sometimes it's nice to just sit back and enjoy a good beer, some good music, and just rest. It helps to refuel mein awesomeness, not that I ever run out of awesome. Kesesese~! Reality check... uhm... F*ck I can't think of a Reality check for today! Hmm... Screw it, I need another beer! Kesesese~!

This Is Why I'm Single...

Guten Abend! I WAS ON A GAME SHOW!!! Mein awesome self was selected from the audience to participate in the obstacle course! I got to choose a partner to do the course with me too. Unfortunately I had to pick some random person because as soon as my name was called stupid West disappeared! I ended up with some hot chick and no, I'm not talking about Gilbird. Kesesese~! Anyway, the awesome me was doing awesomely but that stupid girl was always tripping and falling into me. I mean, I understand why, I'm me! But couldn't she have waited until AFTER the game show?! She was pushing me to jump before I was ready and I slipped. I LOST!!! and it was all her fault! This is why I'm single. Reality check, hot chicks suck at obstacle courses...

Spaniards Can't Fly! Kesesese~!

Tag everyone! In case anyone was wondering, the ability to fly is an awesome one. Birds fly, insects fly, pigs fly (Kesese~!), I mean, Gilbird does it all the time! But I am going to share something with you all that you might not like... People cannot fly. That's right. I said it. It is unfortunate but true. So here's a little advise for anyone who doesn't believe me. Always find someone else to jump off the roof with your new hand glider before you do it yourself, just to make sure it'll work. I am too awesome to jump off mein roof and plummet to mein doom like a Dummkopf, so I had someone else do it for me! (It was Spain. Kesesese~!) France and I were actually a little worried until Spain started to move again. Reality check, gravity is unforgiving and the ground is really hard! Kesesese~! (Maybe next time we'll make France jump off the roof! Then pigs really would fly!! Kesesese~!!)